The following is the transcript from the morning farm report on TV:
Sally (the news reporter): "So Bob, how are the corn crops looking this year?"
Bob (the agricultural reporter): "Well Sally, it looks like this year is a much better year then the last couple of years."
Sally: "Really! How do you measure the crops to determine if they are better?"
Bob: "We poll the postal carriers who drive by the crops on a regular basis. We ask them how they think the crops are doing."
Sally: Oh, well than that is good news!"
Rest assurred friends, the corn crop is looking better this year. Just ask the mailman!
Great farm report!! Hope there are some corny photos coming soon :) Oh ya watch out for Malachi (Children of the Corn reference for those non-Stephen King fans)
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